I love turtles!

guy:

narwhaled:

nurse-peach:

if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me $100

this is an average looking neighbourhood wym

paypal.me/lupecam

(via alexander)

turing-tested:

m86:

turing-tested:

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

me reading this at 5am:

me, reading my own post at 5am:

(via sorry)

wardenmcpherson:

lokispriestess:

nelyafinwes:

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

However you think this story will end is wrong

Why does this keep happening to him? Did the cars find out about Christine?!

(via confirmance)

blackqill:

‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

(via oknope)

inthetags:

reblog this and put in the tags what name/names your parents considered giving you

Joby

(via otmaromanovas)